Year 3000
One day when I came home at lunchtime
I heard a funny noise
Went out to the back yard to find out if it was
One of those rent boys
Stood there was my neighbour called Peter
And a Flux Capacitor
He told me he built a time machine
Like the one in the film I've seen
Yeah yeah... he said...
I've been to the Year 3000,
Not much has changed but they lived under water,
And your great, great, great grand daughter,
Is pretty fine (is pretty fine)
He took me to the future in the flux thing and I saw everything,
Boybands and another one and another one ... and another one!
Triple breasted women swim around town... totally naked!
We drove around in a time machine,
Like the one in the film I've seen..
Yeah yeah ... he said...
I've been to the Year 3000,
Not much has changed but they lived under water,
And your great, great, great grand daughter,
Is pretty fine (is pretty fine)
I took a trip to the Year 3000
This song had gone multi-platinum
Everybody brought our 7th album
It had outsold Michael Jackson
Outside of This
But we're not going to school
But the other way thru the concrete grey
It was all OK it was cool
We took turns at laying an ear at the rail
We heard before we saw
The faintest sound steady growing loud
We wanted nothing more
The laws of Silence Universe
We fight with high and fast
We fight with close and dangerous
With life that doesn't last
Ron and I got on alright
On the roof the speed was great
We made a turn and then came the tunnel
And all went dark as a grave
And the light came back
And I saw