Shoehorn With Teeth
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
People should get beat up for stating their beliefs
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
Because he knows there's no such thing
He asks a girl if they can both sit in a chair but he doesn't get nervous
She's not really there
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
Because he knows there's no such thing
Tour the world in a heavy metal band
But they run out of gas
The plane can never land
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
People should get beat up for stating their beliefs
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
Because he knows there's no such thing
What's the sense in ever thinking about the tomb
When you're much too busy resorting to the womb?
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
People should get beat up for skating like the leafs
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
Because he knows there's no such thing
Tommy Can You Hear Me
Shoot that laserbeam shoot that laserbeam
Day of make-believe
Day of make-believe
When you set me free
When you set me free
Always by your side
Always by your side
My love deep and wide
My love deep and wide
Ooh baby baby
Take me to a place where the smart people go
If you tell me how to dress I won't hesitate to show
Now our whole affair is the hottest thing around
Frankly I don't even care if I'm king and you're the clown
Please come back and stay
Please come back and stay
Never walk away
Neve